Random works of art & likes
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A VERY IMPORTANT VIDEO FEATURING BUELLER HAPPILY WAGGING HIS TAIL.
OMG little propeller tail!!!!
IS HIS NAME FERRET BUELLER?!?
Yes! His name is Ferret Bueller. Here he is having a nap…
Clearly it’s his day off
I love my cat but heaven above i want a cat snake!!!!
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This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.
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princess mayonnaise
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On medieval art now sadly lost
(Scene: a romantic bedroom in Barcelona. ELODIE and the DR are in bed. ELODIE is sleeping while DR GLASS reads, like a nerd.)
ELODIE: *laughs self awake*
DR GLASS: what are you dreaming of, (romantic endearment)?
ELODIE: (asleep) “Hounds in the Pursuit of Booty.”
DR GLASS: ….
DR GLASS: what.
ELODIE: the 15th century Flemish tapestry. YOU know.
DR GLASS: what.
ELODIE: (asleep, annoyed) see, here on the card. Flemish tapestry, circa 1451. “Hounds in the pursuit of-”
DR GLASS: are you in a museum?
ELODIE: yes, in the medieval art section!
DR GLASS: is this a real tapestry, or your imagination?
ELODIE: (cognitive dissonance, wakes up) it’s… Oh. I was dreaming.
DR GLASS: what was this tapestry about???
ELODIE: you know. Medieval hounds pursuing a stag with a human butt.
DR GLASS: (speechless)
ELODIE: you know. A stag with a big round human butt. And the hounds were pursuing it. “Hounds in the Pursuit of Booty.”
This post is a few years old but tumblr suddenly suggested I use the tag again. So fuck yes.
@9thbutterfly reminded me of this and I was like … HAHA YEAH. HOUNDS IN THE PURSUIT OF BOOTY. GETS ME EVERY TIME
Elodie you really do have the best ideas.
hang on this is perfectly within my wheelhouse
i’ve frozen in petrified fear
unclench, @elodieunderglass
Good FUCKING god
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Item: Teeth on the Cob: A cob of rapidly maturing human teeth. Over a period of 30 days, teeth go from baby teeth to golden teeth, the latter of which can be easily removed. Can be harvested up to once per week.
hi um what the fuck
@elodieunderglass is it you who likes the teeth, or is it @gallusrostromegalus?
I don’t know if either of us particularly like teeth, but I am very much enjoying waving this image around various group chats and listening to the resulting screams of horror.
Oh @elodieunderglass enjoys teeth, I’m sure of that xD
(via elodieunderglass)
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A box of junk on my balcony
Pigeons:
Update:
Apparently they went furniture shopping, too, since the family is getting bigger.
Update:
I’ve named them Leia and Luke:
They’re ugly and cute at the same time:
Messy little critters:
They’ve entered their rebellious phase:
Just when I thought Luke and Leia grew up and I can finally clean the balcony, lo and behold, another pair of twins.
“This mop makes a good nest but, I dunno, it just needs more twigs.” ~ a pigeon, probably
@elodieunderglass PIGEONS.
(via elodieunderglass)
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I cannot even pinpoint why, but this is some kind of #mood
I like that you can tell every flamingo is just strolling along calmly but the further the parade goes the more it seems like an insane churn of hundreds of manic legs.
I feel like this is some sort of deep insight into the mind of @elodieunderglass
the magnificent absurdity of a mating dance
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t eet h
I don’t like this
I know it looks upsetting, but when it calms down it will go all smooth like a normal egg
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